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"Geek" is the word.

Your predictable generalisations of asthma, glasses, science etc. were uncalled for, and for that I hate you. Still, it was funny, and apart from the stereotyping that guy was 100% unsweetened GEEK, and it was entertaining stuff I guess. Nice!

I learned a lot from this:

Make a pointless, seen-it-all-before waste of time, with no substance whatsoever, as long as it has violence and it'll get on the front page. What a wonderful world this is.

Wow!

I read about this in an animation book, Newgrounds was the last place I expected to see this crop up!

Funny stuff, mate: good work!

You've come a long way...!

You're finally streaming voices!!! YES!

A great, sick, but still great Flash. You're doing a great job, The Sonic Team seems like a dark part of the distant past now...! :)

EricSullivan responds:

I first started streaming voices back when I did "Son of God". The only reason I didn't do them in "America Hates Sex" & "Sunday School 11" was because the audio always came out sounding crappy when I streamed it. Then I figured out that because I kept amping my audio up, it made it sound crappy in stream. So I stopped doing that and just normalized my audio instead.
I wouldn't of learned any of that if it hadn't of been for my audio in "America Hates Sex".

But... yeah... took my too long to figure that out.

Brilliantly made! BUT...

I see you've put a lot of effort into this. However, you're making yourself look a right idiot with all this violence. I enjoy the odd "mindless killing" cartoon too, but this is just a bit stupid. It's "kill people then bring some ordinary guy (who agrees to attempted murder a few policemen in an instant) into it, before killing more people who are only trying to stop me 'cos I'm a maniac". I mean, the lead character is a psycho, but still...

...but it's only a stick cartoon, why should I care. Good stuff, the next one (judging by the teaser) looks great too!

Yay!

A return to form at last! Good work, this was funny as heck: the elf's "emotionless" voice made his outbursts of swearing even funnier, great stuff, if hardly Foamy's best. You've got past the "Keep the fanboys happy" stage, and seem to have got over the racisl stereotypes too!
Nice...keep the series going up from here and I may just have return of faith in you...

Idiotic.

Neurotically Yours' low reaches an all-time. Again. This is shallow-minded, uninsightful and short-sighted CRAP. It's fine to have opinions, great: but being an opinionated, insensitive prick isn't.
Look at the bigger ( hopefully more than 500 X 400 pixels) picture: do we really care about the "Christmas spirit"? Your pathetic point about schools and carols, for example: taking out the Christian songs is understandable. I have a friend who is a Sikh, and he is fed up with schools' generalisation that "everyone" is Christian. The Christmas spirit is worthless compared to making people feel wanted and secure in a (in my case) perdominantly Christian environment.
Get your facts right for once, or humanely end this once brilliant series.

Wait, that was supposed to be FUNNY? Ohhh...

I barely cracked a smile watching this. In fact, I didn't. It's another Mario Parody, woohey. It's just a lod of "OMG HE MISSED THE CASTLE ROFL" crap: and if you want the text to convey a sense of humour, using the grammar of a monkey rolling dice (how is "WFT???" supposed to be funny in any way?) is not the way to go. So work on some slightly decent jokes before you dedicate a vast amount of time to a project like this.

The spriting, however, was good. But hold on: there are about 1,000,000 sprite films on NG! To make a mark you need originality, and this is just an even less humourous Skittles N' Bitz.

But you'll get away with it, seeing as most people on NG just find anything funny... (see, again, Sn'B) But just consider that from an educated sod like me's perspective, you REALLY need to raise the bar.

Now, wait for everyone to click the "Not helpful" button... *sigh*

Finally got that Underdog, eh?

What a guy...! Hope to see more Flash from you, mate: this was weird, and I didn't think you'd pull off the Underdog attempt, but here we are...

Interesting stuff, and good work!

CrustClock responds:

tut tut, yee of little faith.

Good stuff!

So maybe the gasoline exploded for no reason whatsoever, and it was a bit predictable, but it was funny as hell and the animation was great. Nice one!

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